Um, list of heroes:
2) Maimed war veterans
3) Captain America
4) Dogs that save little girls from wells.
You know who is NOT on the list? Illegal hackers and leakers of non-consensual nudity.
YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED
CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS
WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM
just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire
Edward → Archipelago ( 2010 )
Yes, I seriously love Edward.
Aww i wanna see this!
It’s sad and disturbing, but really good. And Tom as Edward is fantastic. Edward is a very sweet boy.
tarrysmith For you my darling…
For me! She gave him to me! Thank you! Thank you! *grabs hot Tom in those fucking boots and runs…*
Haha slow down hotshot! Boots like that are hard to run in! :)
Hey, if he can do this:
he’ll be fine!
Yeah, that’s true! You run along now and enjoy him! I will be here hanging with my Oakley:)
Yay! Thanks again… My Tom! MY Tom!
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
Sara Gilbert opens up about the emotional roller coaster she went through when discovering her sexuality while dating Johnny Galecki [x]
Look, you can talk shit about Big Bang Theory, but if you ever talk shit about Johnny Galecki I will come for you.
I have a pretty nifty widget on my phone that let’s you change your home screen wallpaper at a set interval with pictures from a pre-selected folder. My interval is set to 30 min and this is my current wallpaper. I have been staring at my phone for 30 min.